by Jersey Dictionary April 07, 2006
When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
by Wendy Wantme February 05, 2011
A person who manages to make one-on-one interactions extrememly awkward, but does not display those characteristics in a group setting.
A person you hang out with in a group, but would never hang out with alone.
A person you hang out with in a group, but would never hang out with alone.
"It's so awkward to hang out with him alone, he's better as a group friend"
"Don't leave me alone with him...he's such a group friend"
"Don't leave me alone with him...he's such a group friend"
by katie and megan May 10, 2007
Noun. Commonly used on blogging sites such as LJ, a 'friends list' consists of users that a person frequently comments on and/or 'talks' w/. When a user is added to a person's friends list, the user's entries appear on that person's friends page. Flist is commonly used as an abbreviation.
User: Hey, add me to your friends list?
User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
by Girl w/ Camera August 14, 2005
A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.
Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
by Kona Kon Tiki December 18, 2010
Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.
by BlastGhost20115 March 21, 2016
A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket April 29, 2011