Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
where you have the shits for days maybe weeks and it feel quite nice like anal but you feel norsious and get a bad case of the sweat. The shit comes our chard and moist
Hey doctor i got a bad case of the Probyn smith I feel sweaty and norsious but also a nice feeling like anal
by Callum Shannon22566 August 19, 2024
Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith
by giddyburger4000 December 03, 2023
A world famous doxer, he has striken down many public figures, including xxxtentacion, fireking492, and mummykiller6789. You will know he is coming when you hear one of the two phrases, "a cyber tidal wave is coming" or "dread it, run from it, chad will arrive"
His appearance is somewhat distinguishable because of his large hunch back. Chad has gone into hiding recently and claims to be 6 foot with "bomb ass abs".
If you ever encounter chad, run.
His appearance is somewhat distinguishable because of his large hunch back. Chad has gone into hiding recently and claims to be 6 foot with "bomb ass abs".
If you ever encounter chad, run.
Fireking is undergoing an attack from chad the doxer
FireKing492: Hey Chad Smith, F*CK you!!!!!!
Chad Smith: i will be back ejdhsjosbdgajsnfh......
FireKing492: Hey Chad Smith, F*CK you!!!!!!
Chad Smith: i will be back ejdhsjosbdgajsnfh......
by somerealassnigga123 July 01, 2018
Chad Smith: The drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers has one of the most generic names in the English language. You have Chad which is just a basic frat boy name and then to top it all off his last name is Smith. What a legend.
Imagine being named Chad Smith
by Badgered February 19, 2021