tossing the salad

licking the ass then kiss

she sucked my anus and kissed me

by anonymous March 30, 2003

potato salad

meaning chonga

that girl is such a potato salad.

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010

Dick Salad

Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.

You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!

by Screaming In Silence March 26, 2005

Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

by David K David June 1, 2016

oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 2, 2017

salad slut

someone you summon for salad

"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."

by nunana February 21, 2017

Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015