Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 02, 2011

moon pie

you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......

billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o

by nickie whaley September 16, 2005

cheese pie

A foodstuff made of pastry in which is put cheese - for a savoury meal packed with MMmmm... ness.

Jim: Honey, this cheese pie is exquisite, what's the secret ingredient?

Honey: ...........?

by Ross B.........You may call me God. August 01, 2003

pie rack

It's from last man standing. It's a metaphor for a vagina. Look up "Inglorious Baxters Pie Rack" it's a song

My pie rack. Puh puh puh puh pieee rack

by NQKDXKJDA April 09, 2017

coolnessadoodles with pie

very very cool!

The cheese was very coolnessadoodles with pie.

by Jessica Brown September 29, 2003

apple pie

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.

I ate some damn good apple pie

by Andrew April 05, 2003

Pie cookie

The pie cookie was invented by two young individuals by the names of Kasey and Laura. The pie cookie is simply a complex result of a piece of pie and a cookie having sexual intercourse. The pie cookie is not currently readily available to the public, but will soon be sold at your local grocery store.

PIE COOKIES FTW!!

by RawrMooQuack August 25, 2008