A nerdy dude who doesn’t have friends his own age and can’t talk to girls and who still hasn’t had his first kiss at age 18
by I_dont_fuckin_know July 01, 2021
Dude, Frank was hoping that chick was gonna be a geisha, but she ended up just being a rice cracker.
by HulkingFist August 24, 2016
similar to a party crasher, this kind of foul play can ruin the mood just as much as any party foul. A party cracker ia an out of control white boy. We all know them. Don't let them get out of control, because when they do what's your is theirs and what's their is theirs. Totally oblivious, they will consume all you have, while keeping their collection out of harms way.
(Ex: I'm tired of hanging out with party crackers like Joey. He came to the party last night. Joey had a 12 pack in his car but thought it'd be better to leave it, as he knew Sal had plenty of brew he could easily mooch)
by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011
A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
by DYLkyrdrdy September 07, 2018
by Suck My Ass Queer November 23, 2014
Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.
For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.
by Jade.Green October 04, 2009