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Schultze Tool

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011
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Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.
Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.
by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024
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s-tool

a use to use a person as a tool and to complete a goal.
"We brought you here so we can use you as a s-tool
by Pikachulovespuppys May 11, 2023
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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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Tool

a Person who is not brainwashed by the media and believes in Facts over feelings
you sound like a tool saying "china virus"
by unit623 January 28, 2021
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Tools

Yeah, dipshit, that's what I meant when I said you people are literally who the demons from Frieren are based on.
Hym "And you clearly haven't watched it yet because the basic philosophy of the show is that people for whom words are nothing more than tools need to be killed without remorse! Which is why I'm going to saw your head off! You and Stephen!"
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.
‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’
by PAtredes November 7, 2023
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