straight playa

being honest and telling it the way it is

I'ma keep it straight playa- Snoop Dogg

by whathehellletmeusethename February 2, 2010

super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Straight Superiors

A term used to describe how a Band has gotten all "perfect" scores from the judges, but completely fail on the sight-reading test.

Good job, Band! You got straight superiors! Too bad you didn't pass the sight-reading portion...

by BandMan February 7, 2014

Super Straight

Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.

Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

Straight Jook'n

To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.

"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"

by Ditigal_Crates February 6, 2010

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021