That guy is such a bad friend! Someone needs to tell him to stay away from his friend's ex girlfriend!
by disloyaltyisbad March 25, 2016
Get the bad friendmug. by Jersey Dictionary July 22, 2008
Get the nike friendsmug. Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Friendmug. When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
by Wendy Wantme February 23, 2011
Get the Friend whippedmug. A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket May 22, 2011
Get the Friend Leechmug. The best 'app' available on smart phones - a free knock-off of Scrabble. An avenue to demonstrate one's mastery of English diction and spatial relation prowess. Can be abbreviated with "WWF".
Zach - "Wow Darbi, I thought you said you were awesome at Words With Friends. What happened?"
Darbi - "I am, Zach. I was distracted by the infamous adorableness of Puff."
Zach - "Quite understandable, just step up your WWF game."
Darbi - "I am, Zach. I was distracted by the infamous adorableness of Puff."
Zach - "Quite understandable, just step up your WWF game."
by Z-Huds March 14, 2011
Get the Words With Friendsmug. When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'
Then you are Friend Zoned.
Then you are Friend Zoned.
P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009
Get the friend zonedmug.