by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
Get the Uncle Jimmy Fingersmug. An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by pieslorde July 11, 2016
Get the Uncle Jimmy Steamboatmug. To put your dick back in your pants. Mainly when you have morning wood and you are in nothing but underwear and you dick sticks out the leg hole.
by smithula May 21, 2013
Get the Tuck in your Jimmymug. The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.
by #FuckJimShumakers Blownout Ass August 4, 2022
Get the Jimmy two dudesmug. Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
Get the Jimmy Dean Fleshlightmug. Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Take Jimmy to the Woodshedmug. She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
by Turtletracks November 11, 2014
Get the jimmy jumping beansmug.