Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.

human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen

by pablo the picasso September 9, 2021

im fine.

she's not fine.

Ashley : Brian im fine.

Brian: NO YOURE NOT STOP LYING

Ashley: *SHES NOT FINE*

by slipperypeen269 February 13, 2019

Im Bored

Hi "Bored", Im "Dad"

You: Im Bored...
Me: So am I, thats h=why I made this

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) December 1, 2022

Im Fine

IM NOT FUCKING FINE!

****IS CLEARLY DEPRESSED AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE****

FRIEND: HOW ARE YOU?

ME: IM FINE.

by fmliwannadiejustkillmenowlmao October 15, 2020

Im fine

I have 4 spears impaling me and got hit in the head with a sledgehammer by shreka and all my limbs have been chopped off

Girl: "im fine"

by YourLocalDruggggDealer December 11, 2021

im high af

me rn.
im high af.

*also see:
- im baked
- im stoned
- im tripping
- im tweaking

me: i can feel wet bones inside my forearms. im probably high af.
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted

by nateeee420 November 11, 2022