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tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017
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[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.
"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."
by Charrro December 27, 2008
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Tits Naked

When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.
She accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!
by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020
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tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples
Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019
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an-tits-ipation

The great anticipation one gets when one is waiting for breasts to be shown during a porno, during sex... etc.
"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.
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tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.
DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!
by endlessraper July 21, 2010
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