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Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.
Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!
by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011
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thats some fuck shit

A way of saying ¨that is fucking stupid¨ or something is not pleasing or out right disgusting.
Person 1 : Mark said he gave a girl a rim job and it went wrong.
Person 2 : damn ¨thats some fuck shit right there¨
by richniggaisfriendless December 13, 2021
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Fuck your Shit up

To mess up someone's stuff. Either physically or figuratively.
Stop bragging about your new car before I fuck your shit up.
by InternetAdult April 22, 2018
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Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com
JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?
by shitgiver April 15, 2015
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