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national ask your best friend out

Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!
You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!
by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020
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can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.
Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013
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I’m yours, you’re mine, everything’s good

It means that you’re fucking lit and you’re having a great fucking time!
True love: I love you
Me: “I’m yours, you’re mine, everything’s good ”
by Cruznlyf October 1, 2018
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The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.
person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?
by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006
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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
by yourmom112 December 4, 2019
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Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself
'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'
by Niaboc September 9, 2004
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