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Self Sperm Catch

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.
That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!
by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019
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Mindless Self Indulgence

Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.
"Hey dude did you check out Mindless Self Indulgences , new song? "
"Yeah it was badass!"
by greenbean219 January 13, 2022
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self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.
My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess
by matt1125 April 2, 2009
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Self actualized asshole

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
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Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy
I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco
by ultradaddy December 11, 2019
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Self Help Porn

Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?

Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?

Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.

Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?

Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.

Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?

Friend 1: Not yet :(

Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
by COLCHOUR January 31, 2023
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Self-Defense Rush

One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.
Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush
by 723724764294801 October 28, 2021
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