Self actualized asshole

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.

The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Self Sperm Catch

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.

That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!

by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019

Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

by ultradaddy December 11, 2019

Self-Styled Psychos

The elite urban guerilla band whose members terrorize Juggalos and destroy their property.

"Damn, I hope those Self-Styled Psychos don't attack me cuz of this ICP sticker on my mom's mini-van."

by pusilanomous September 11, 2003

self-destruct day

The evil version of taking a self-care day.

A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.

Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"

Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."

Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."

by psykotisk December 4, 2021

self love day

The day where you love yourself no matter what you can eat WHATEVER you want you do you boo

Person: hey do you know what day it is? Other person: no what day is it? Person: its national self love day!

by Dina secret February 7, 2021

Mindless Self Indulgence

Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.

"Hey dude did you check out Mindless Self Indulgences , new song? "
"Yeah it was badass!"

by greenbean219 January 13, 2022