twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.

Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Twat plist

A idiotic person who plans the unexpected

The twat plist created a plot twist

by DONKEYMEOOSE March 4, 2022

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009