Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

wasabi twat

A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!

My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!

by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

Psychopath Twat

The girl who blames other girls for her boyfriend or husband’s infidelities. No sisterhood. Blame game.

Omg. Emily is a psychopath twat. Her husband sexted over 27 girls .. and yet she tries to slut Shame them on Facebook!

by Mimi1990lbhs October 20, 2017

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.

Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.

by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009