Pull a Trump

Taking a shit on someone's lawn, stepping in it, and then walking into their house with shit all over your shoes.

I don't like our neighbor, so I'm going to pull a Trump.

by jmarquiz August 16, 2018

trump troops

The heavily armed, military-grade Federal officers dispatched, at the request of potus, to forcibly quell peaceful protestors.

You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!

by YAWA July 29, 2020

trump call

The call that is uttered when there is no intelligent answer to a fact that is presented. Also used to incite the less intelligent of our society into doing something stupid.

Mary told Fred that global warming was, in fact, true and backed up by scientific data when Fred shouted "Trump". Elizabeth was stopping Joe from jumping off the roof to test out his new springy shoes when someone yelled "Trump" and Joe decided to risk it as the Trump call was too much for him to ignore.

by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017

Trump Reflex

When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;

1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit

4) Preform all 3 at the same time

I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.

by Heilstrahl February 8, 2017

Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

Bubble Trumps

What Salad Fingers says instead of "Oh My Goodness" or

"Oh My God"

Salad Fingers: I've made you a friend hat!... (Talking to his finger puppets)
Salad Fingers: Oh, bubble trumps

by Owl City Forever October 27, 2012

Trump

The orangest motherfucker out all the damn umpa lumpas who like to build walls and deport non umpa lumpas

Damn trump back at it again with the wall !

by Cubo November 13, 2016