Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.
I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.
by HankyWanky2007 June 06, 2024
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Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.
If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."
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Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila
Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch
by Tay Tay 476 November 05, 2019
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Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek
Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch
by Bakarra December 05, 2014
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Painters touch

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.
“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”
by JunkHunk February 14, 2018
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Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"
by clickclacktherattlebag July 25, 2024
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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 03, 2020
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