Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 16, 2014

bread top

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

Guac-Top

When your to-go burrito bowl (at Chipotle, Qdoba, or the like) burrito bowl is carelessly topped with guacamole, fusing the entire top layer to the lid and resulting in chaos and destruction upon opening.

The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.

"Gross, they totally guac-topped me."
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"

by sweatshirt_hat July 17, 2014

top ten

A clickbait-y listicle containing the ten best things about any topic. It could be fully text based, images/video, or both.

Top ten best anime shows to watch in 2023!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!

by nervous_wreak3 August 11, 2023

russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around

i russian topped you mom

by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011

top of the lungs

(Noun)Where you store your lightest oxegyn and lose it due to more air

(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs

(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs

Gym teacher:Breath in and out and at the top of the lungs

Oxygen: oh shit

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021