When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
Get the Tim Hortons Thunderstormmug. 
Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. Downright sexy man. Smart, funny, has a huge heart, and is usually your best friend. You would do anything to be with a Tim, and don't have the slightest idea or the courage to tell him. He has brown hair and amazing Brown eyes and gives the best hugs in the world. He's built like a God, even when he's out of shape. Every glance stolen at a Tim, will leave you breathless while your heart skips beats, but he's just your friend. At least he's the best friend you could ask for. He will always stick up for you, and will stop what he's doing to help you or talk to you. You can't help but love him. He's always down on himself and always dates sluts and crazy bitches full of drama, and gets really depressed when it doesn't work out with them.He has some depression problems but thats why you need a Tim so you can help him. If Tim says he loves you he means it
by <3 EVA May 3, 2022
Get the Timmug. A Tim/ (or Tim) is a guy who will thumb wrestle with strangers in a park. He’s the type of person who will joke too much about feet, starting to let you think he actually has a foot fetish. In his free time he likes to build lego
and will proudly admit it. He’s funny especially when he’s not even knowing he is. And most importantly he will ask you fundamental questions.
and will proudly admit it. He’s funny especially when he’s not even knowing he is. And most importantly he will ask you fundamental questions.
by Kikiii111 November 12, 2022
Get the Timmug. by Ulupnaburpers March 22, 2022
Get the Tim bowlesmug.