Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.

i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!

by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012

Senior Touch

Anything a senior joins in on, others will follow.

Josh decided to help me paint my mural and now everyone else is helping too, he has the senior touch.

by Angellll.0x June 10, 2022

The touch

When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.

Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”

by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017

Gay Touch

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.

Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

stories that touch

sad stories that touch the heart or elicit sympathy

Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!

by ghad0922 September 21, 2024

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025