do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.

“He made me…do things…to him….”

“Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.

Your flippy thing is wet.

by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018

I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.

by T-mun E September 19, 2022

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Yeah totally dawg.

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025