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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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Internet Indian

A person from India who you deal with when you need IT or similar help over the phone who claims that they live in the United States. Commonly used word by entitled developed countries in reference to developing/shithole countries.
I needed help setting up my Hulu membership, but when I called an internet Indian answered the phone and didn’t end up being much help.
by Jc mv August 28, 2019
mugGet the Internet Indianmug.

garbage internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet
by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018
mugGet the garbage internetmug.

Internet Local

Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019
mugGet the Internet Localmug.

farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 May 3, 2018
mugGet the farm internetmug.

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe
by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020
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Internet Explorer

Slower than your teacher's computer and the school computers. This is also slower than McDonald's wifi. BUT is essential for downloading Firefox.
1.) Well, I'll just get a cup of tea while Internet Explorer downloads Firefox.
by Ursistersamister May 15, 2018
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