Cream Cheese Roll

It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra

"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll

by Peachy Creep407 February 2, 2021

Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.

Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!

by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016

Bananal Cream Pie

When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!

Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?

by Gigi *Glitter* Tits August 31, 2019

sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.

I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.

by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021

Ice Cream Standard

Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food

Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard

by quickfire14 February 23, 2013

Boston Cream Donut

A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.

Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.

by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021

Ice Cream Website

Porn site

Shawn: Dad what was you watching on my iPad?
GheeFunny: I didn’t touch your iPad.
Shawn: Then what’s Hot Pink Chocolate Brown?
GheeFunny: Oh, that’s a ice cream website for adults. Delete that! Delete that now!

by Bagel1944 October 17, 2019