lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Biggie Breakfast

Also known as the Biggie Smalls Breakfast. A T-Bone steak, with a side of Cheese Eggs, and a glass of Grape Juice. All grape juices qualify, but Welch's Grape juice is preferred. Known for being enjoyed by the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Not necessarily eaten for breakfast.

Me and that girl from the club were on the way to the 'telly, but we was hungry, so we stopped by this nice restaurant and I got me a Biggie Breakfast.

by Izzy Smalls June 13, 2025

Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

Breakfast Club

Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc

Singular:
"Hey bro, Breakfast Club 2 o'clock"

Plural:
"The Breakfast club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025