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Internet God

Internet God is an alternate of Chad but stronger,this version of Chad is supported by Chad because he worships his chadness
Someone:I don't hate people for being a furry nor a dream sexual
Someone 2:Good for you.
Someone:Plus I think twitter is not a community full of clowns,they are just the 1st evolution of humans,they will improve eventually
Someone 2:You are an internet God
by SomeSpyPlayer123 (noimnot) December 7, 2021
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Internet Explorer

A app that’s always preinstalled on those damn PCs. They advertise it as a tool for browsing, but Microsoft doesn’t want you to know it’s a tool for downloading the latest version of the BALL-KICKING Mozilla Firefox.
Gary: What browser do you use?
Quince: “Firefox, but did you hear about Internet Explorer? It’s the best browser for downloading other browsers like Firefox!
Gary: NO WAY! I’ll be sure to check it out!
by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020
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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 February 24, 2012
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Internet Drunk

When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.
Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!
by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013
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Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
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internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.
I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.
by TheBeagler December 3, 2013
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