A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.
Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
by stuffaboutstuff May 30, 2011
Get the text houdinimug. When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)
Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
by Sushioligy March 14, 2015
Get the Texting relationshipmug. (n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011
Get the Ninja-Textmug. That annoying situation when one or both people in a text conversation are using smart phones and text each other so rapidly to get their points across it appears they are talking over each other. In regular conversation, said texter(s) or would be known as that rude person who always interrupts you.
itexter: hey do you want to go to dinner?
avgjoe: typing...(i would love to-)
itexter: we can go to that sushi place
avgjoe: dismisses message, keeps typing (...but i have-)
itexter: i know you said you wasted to last week
itexter: hahaha *wanted
avgjoe: I CANT!!
avgjoe: I hate when you text over me!!
avgjoe: typing...(i would love to-)
itexter: we can go to that sushi place
avgjoe: dismisses message, keeps typing (...but i have-)
itexter: i know you said you wasted to last week
itexter: hahaha *wanted
avgjoe: I CANT!!
avgjoe: I hate when you text over me!!
by lovetotext June 16, 2012
Get the text overmug. by swollmaster July 19, 2011
Get the Text Coachmug. When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.
Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.
by GuyWhoGetsIt August 10, 2015
Get the Text Slavemug. Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..
Me: so what are you doing
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
by Reaper.... December 25, 2016
Get the Sleep Textingmug.