Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Doing a Steve

Anytime you're in discord explaining, talking or otherwise referring to information of importance to the encounter, the mic cuts off

Can you say that again? You're doing a Steve

by Sjpedro June 30, 2024

Steve Hearsey

Unit.

“You are huge and sexy!”
“No shit he is Steve Hearsey”

by stevehearseyshead November 11, 2020

being a steve

Lying and complaining about everything to elicit sympathy from others, especially on social media.

"Posting a picture of my wife online is crossing the line"
Dude you're being a Steve!!!

by Fresh Drops July 24, 2023

Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

by Lil Won October 12, 2017

Steve

Steve is a definition of all types of weed.

Hey you wanna smoke some steve?
Yeah lets do it

by WeedMatty December 10, 2020