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squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011
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squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
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squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.
Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.
by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011
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squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
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butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
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Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011
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Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
by HiFalootin November 8, 2011
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