on the right side of horizontal

to still be alive as opposed to being dead

dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

by surfmazer December 8, 2017

South side knock

Honking your car horn to announce your arrival at someone's house, instead of getting out of your car and knocking on their door like a civilized person.

Origin: St. Louis, MO

My neighbor's visitor picked them up at 3 AM, gave the south side knock when they pulled up .

by Andy2123 June 25, 2021

Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

throwing side 4s

When you’re straight

Oh did you see Jose throwing side 4s, sucks he’s not gay

by Sombodyiusetoknow22 April 2, 2022

The other side of the wind

When someone purposefully farts in your face.

"I went to eat his ass but he gave me the other side of the wind."

by Lover7681 February 14, 2019

side plate spinnin'

When you have a main dish (relationship) and then several other people (side plates) that you're chatting, flirting, and boning. Your main dish is like meatloaf, you're familiar with it and you feel safe with it. The side plates are like grilled brussel sprouts, you're not sure the sprouts are gonna work out but you're feeling adventurous.

Example 1: Man I'm not too full this weekend for a little side plate spinnin'.

Example 2: Hey Tony, I know you're all full with your wife but if you're a little hungry I got just the girl at work for a little side plate spinnin. So you hungry bro?

by radiogal April 17, 2017

silly side effects

when cole smokes weed and feels it the day after

cole had them silly side effects at school on monday.

by wowowowoowowiwowowo September 21, 2018