Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.

“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”

by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019

Cart Racing

At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.

Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?

by Punky Wookster January 17, 2020

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020

Chingle rating

A way of describing how well you are doing at a particular activity or game. (Having big chingles is equivalent to a low chingle rating and visa versa)

My chingle rating is really low today in this game.

My chingles are giant right now.

by Itsboren September 19, 2020

koen racing

bruh its obvious its the best f1, le mans, rally team out there

yo u heard of that new driver

na whats his name

joe nuts hes in koen racing

by Fat_LordGaben_1Hz_Monitor November 22, 2020

Russian Raging Bull

When you pour vodka inside of a bitch fuck her and as she is screaming you say нет and throw her at the wall

Josh: I totally gave Rebecca a Russian Raging Bull last night
Liam: goddamn what a savage!

by HolyFuckMe November 22, 2020

douchebag raping

A really good person, is one of the most famous helpers of all time (real). Has good friendship with pretty much all the staff, except koleg.

Bruno: can we demote some of the inactive helpers?
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!

by douchebag raping January 28, 2021