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Moist Queef

(abbrev. MQ) a queef (expulsion of vaginal gases during coitus) that often comes with vaginal juices.
"hey, did you tap that last night?"

"yeah, but she MQ'd (moist queef-ed) on me -_-"
by Annabella McFagatron August 22, 2011
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Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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Disco Queef

1.When glow in the dark liquids are shoved up the girls vagina and during intercourse once a girl has queefed it will slightly glow giving the other partner of intercourse more notification that a girl has queefed.
I was having sex in the dark when all of a sudden my girlfriend let out a disco queef
by Catface:3 October 18, 2009
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Man queef

When a guy farts out his dick hole or when a mail gets a sex change and qeefs out his/her pussy!
i man queefed out my dick last night after havin sex.
by dan the man 1234 January 21, 2008
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penis queef

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef
My man let out a penis queef after sex.
by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003
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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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