poo knife

a poo knife....a tool used to cut a pice of poo too large to fit round the u-bend of the toilet. often a kitchen kinfe..not too sharp!

my poo is gigantic...hold on i'l use the poo knife.!

:haha the poo is defeted!!!!!

by tayzor111 October 10, 2006

Poo Ball

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.

I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.

by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007

liquid poo

Beer induced ooey, gooey, watery, poo.
Not may chunks-n-bits at all.
Usually leaves the arse with much velocity.

Its all fun & games untill someone spills an entire bucket of liquid poo!


Britney Spears sprayed me with liquid poo, she's got good aim!

by philbad July 09, 2004

pootie poo

its a cooch or better known as cunt.

That pootie poo was rotten and smelled like a bottle of old milk left in the fridge for two months.

by Vanessa F August 16, 2006

Poo BO

When a persons Body Oder has the distinct stench of poo.

A direct result of the person in question either sweating profusly from their arse crack and not washing properly.
Or fecal matter smeared under the arm pits

You get introduced to a person and the have a distinct smell of poo. Obviously Poo BO.

by Phatwa January 28, 2011

Drakey Poo

The lamest person you will ever meet. Drakey poo(s) are the type of person or friend that is used for their finances amd credibility.

Hows that guy you brought to the party?

Thats my new Drakey Poo.

by PN ISLAND March 24, 2009

Poo Baby

When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".

Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."

by MaceGrey October 17, 2010