Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014

Fat Snacks

Another name for candy, junk food, etc.

I really want to go get some fat snacks to fill my tummmmmy!!!

by Crystal McHottness June 8, 2014

clap fat

clap fat is the extra skin and fat that while running.or having sex , sound like applause or clapping sounds

clap fat makes clapping sounds that sound.like applause during sex.ir heavy exercise

by crazeeinkedbtch July 3, 2014

fat shield

The layers of fat around and over a fat woman's pussy that makes penetrating her pussy both a workout and a test of physics.

It is important to lift those fat shields otherwise they will just bounce you out.

by lfalsdjfljasdlfjlsad flsajdf l September 6, 2014

Fat ninja

When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat

Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!

by Jbomb66 December 2, 2014

fat communication

When two fat people , in the same location, use some type of mobile device to communicate as to not have to burn any calories moving to talk to the other person directly.

Example of fat communication between two fatties in the same house.

Fat husband on cell phone: Honey, can you bring me some ice cream out of the kitchen?

Fat wife: He'll no, get your fat ass up and get some yourself. I've got cookies!

by Mbiyt817 December 14, 2013

athletically fat

When an individual is heavy or fat but for the sake of of a sport such as football or wrestling.

"Why's that Guy so fat?"
"He's athletically fat"
"What's that mean?"
"He's fat so he can play football!"

by The Waffleking December 14, 2013