by Futchy December 20, 2017
Get the dave matthews ticketsmug. By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.
by yessir2001 November 3, 2018
Get the matthew hayden cookmug. A very charming men. Truly handsome and simpable. Despite him having friends that I would say 'off' but since I used to know him, I feel like deep inside he forced himself to fit in and will never go against anything except when its a humourable topic or something that people can easily brush off. I wish him nothing but a happy life. I really hope you find someone that will love you like you're a some kind prince.
by philosophycology November 24, 2021
Get the William Matthew Chanmug. by Asian.com May 2, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew, is term for a hypocritical cunt who won't shut up about his superior circumcised penis and edgy girls even though his girlfriend is edgy
by Poopy_Butthole May 16, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.
by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020
Get the Matthewmug.