Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard
by Poopycock December 31, 2019
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Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.
“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”
by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022
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matthew hayden cook

By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.
Oh he's such a Matthew Hayden Cook. He's so sweet and funny!
by yessir2001 November 03, 2018
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dave matthews tickets

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?
by Futchy December 21, 2017
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Matthew

An anime weeb that likes to watch Food Wars the Anime and hate everyone that has the name Sho.
I HATE SHO
I'M A ASIAN NAMED MATTHEW
by Asian.com May 02, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew, is term for a hypocritical cunt who won't shut up about his superior circumcised penis and edgy girls even though his girlfriend is edgy
Person A- Man Noi is awesome
Person B- Yeah he totally isn't a Matthew
by Poopy_Butthole March 27, 2018
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Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!
by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019
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