mason harris

a male who is so fucking cute and skibidi that makes you cum everywhere

yoo let’s invite mason harris to the func, “are you sure, he will fanum tax our cock and make us squirt everywhere”

by my words not yours March 31, 2024

Mason

A male (Typically blond white guys but any rich guy can be a mason) who lives in Beverly Hills but acts like hes from the hood and says the n word in every other sentence. Hobbies typically include: Baseball, listening to artists like XXXTENTACTION, Kendrick, or any other mainstream shit, and saying 67 MONTHS after it was relevant

"Ah shit, here comes mason"
"Nah fuck that dude!"

by I couldn't think of a name Lol November 2, 2025

Mason

Mason is the most loving brown haired boy. He will treat you like a princess and make you feel great. sometimes he gets a little attitude but he makes up for it. You are lucky if you are ever with this mason. I love my mason and everyone deserves a mason but not MY mason. Mason is a kind, thoughtful boy.

Mason is the best.

by blondehairblueeyedgirl November 7, 2025

Mason

noun Slang for an old man at heart
verb To Mason; to ‘67’ aggressively

Person A: I’m going to Mason!

Person B: Nobody likes you.

by 6742 November 9, 2025

Cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop

This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

Mason

A small man man with a pinky sized wiener usually your brain is the brain of a peanut and your built like an oversized jar. Also, has a large ego, but isn't that smart and sits with the sped kids or is a sped kid.

"Your a Mason."

or
(teacher) "go sit beside mason!."

by Xx_Brad13yg_xX December 2, 2025

Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all

Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud

by Gullits December 17, 2025