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up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
mugGet the up satan's left nostrilmug.

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
mugGet the left-handed can openermug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
mugGet the Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)mug.

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
mugGet the Left Lane Autismmug.

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>
All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
mugGet the All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>mug.

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