superfluous internetting

To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment

Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"

by Tedsville May 2, 2010

Internet pundit

A person who has an opinion on the internet.

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.

by Devilcorpsdoc December 2, 2014

Internet Troll

Zen

Zen is an internet troll.

by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022

Internet Locust

A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.

"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."

by TBone1812 May 2, 2008

internet trucker

A dirty guy on the internet

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.

by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013

internet nod

The act of reading something on the internet (on usenet, in the days before the web was invented) and simply physically nodding your head in agreement rather than posting a (content-free) "me too" message.

Yeah, I saw that, and I gave it an internet nod.

by GrumpyOldMan August 27, 2014

Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.

Damn internet onions are strong in this video.

by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014