Internet Transfer

A digital method to shift or attribute the ownership and rights of online access to one’s online assts to another.

rights of online access to one’s online assts to another is internet transfer

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Strong

A person who makes boasts and bullies people only because he/she knows the anonymity of the internet means they can't actually be found and challenged to a real fist fight. Generally the highest form of cowards, pretty common now though.

Yea, that guy said a lot of hateful shit, but that's only cuz he was Internet strong. Bet he's never called a black guy a nigger to his face once, no matter how many times he typed it tonight.

by Fayd Rautha October 29, 2017

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

End of the internet

Mythical place found through infinity.

I found the "End of the internet" in a dream, which I forgot about in another dream.

by 121force February 27, 2020

Internet Introvert

a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert

Person 1: This fucker doesn’t understand loss memes, he’s a real internet introvert

by Butterscotchyyy June 19, 2018

Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

Internet pundit

A person who has an opinion on the internet.

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.

by Devilcorpsdoc December 2, 2014