how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 15, 2011

How many babies you 'ad?

I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'

I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

1234 how many niggers are in my store

I KNOW YOUR STEALING

"1234 how many niggers are in my store I know your stealing"

by James wildrick February 17, 2017

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga

This is the phrase you say when someone destroys your Big Mac from applebee's and youre just like da fuck nigga?

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga. What the fuck nigga why you do dat?

by Indian.jpg November 27, 2017

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question

"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

by Jordster June 14, 2014

tell me how you really feel

The expression "tell me how you really feel" is said in sarcasm and irony after someone has said an anger or hate-filled statement, drawing attention to the anger and hatred (and implicitly mocking it).

Jon Stewart: Deep dish pizza is not only not better than new york pizza; it's not pizza. It's a fucking casserole. ...Chicago, I love your city, it’s one of my favorite places to visit… but deep-dish pizza is like a huge, crusted-over pile of diarrhea
Audience member: Damn Jon, tell me how you really feel

by ShadowVicious July 29, 2021