hair cleavage

Hair cleavage is when a guy is wearing a neck plunging shirt (wife beater, polo, or v-neck) and has curly brown/black hair sticking out.
Paulie's gold chain was resting on his hair cleavage which was spewing out of his unbuttoned white polo.
by Rockymyworld27 March 05, 2017
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Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.
by VindictiveAngel February 06, 2023
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swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease
Wow you have such swamp hair.
by asdfghjkl_names January 08, 2018
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Cucuy Hair

When your hair looks like a monster resembling a monster bunny named Cookie that appears to have a hormonal imbalance and looks scary.
Jason has cucuy hair so bad right now.
by Dwags4409 August 29, 2014
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Sonata Hair

similar to sex hair, this is what happens to one when one indulges in the playing or listening to of a sonata. see also: Percy Grainger/ Ludwig Van Beethoven
Wow man, I just got done shredding up some Bach and I got some wicked Sonata hair!

That music history class gave me sonata hair...
by Lord Half and Half November 18, 2009
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Nipple hair

Nipple hairs are the succulent fruit of puberty. They are often shaved due to Nipple lice; being quite itchy.
Jonathan wanted a snack, but was too tired to raid the pantry. He settled on munching on some fresh cut nipple hair.
by TheHandBurgler November 29, 2019
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Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.
Did you see that womans' hair stache?
by loveyounot February 05, 2016
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