Cunt Hair

Urban slang meaning the 2nd smallest unit of measurement.

We just need to shift this dresser a cunt hair more to allow the door to open and close easily.

by urbandoug February 18, 2018

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017

new hair

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

The youtuber “Anix” has asked his fellow subscribers to make sure this ends up on urban dictionary. here we are. he used the term “pineapple hairs” in his video where he made spongebob’s house VERY WELL

Look Anix, it’s pineapple hairs!

by peppas.army June 16, 2020

neloys hair

Literally a mushroom made of hair on someones head!

Ayo, whats up with this Neloys hair looking mushroom?

by RexCaba October 30, 2020

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 26, 2017