Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

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Pussy Friday

A crazy time when people can get laid on a Friday night.

Are you ready for some pussy Friday?

by Skip6 March 14, 2021

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Friday voice

The voice you have either in person or on the phone on Friday that is just to happy for others that are working. Note this isnt specific to the day of the week. It will just precede a minimum of two days off following it.

Dude! you sound to happy for a Thursday. I have my Friday voice going cause I'm off for the rest of the week.

by FM58 April 23, 2010

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Green Friday

Black Friday for the weed industry. AKA April 20th 420!!! The busiest day of the year for any dispensary worker. All employees are required to work and usually there is a line before the store even opens. It will be crazy every time.

“Oh no it’s 4/20 Today is going to be so busy!”
“It’s Green Friday! Of course it is!”

by Pinky Purps April 21, 2021

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