cracker shower

While one is eating crackers, they are suddenly attacked by a coughing fit that utimately leads to a cracker shower exploding from their mouth.

Guy 1: *cough* *cough*
Guy 2: DUDE, turn your head the other way before you give me a cracker shower!!

by cmasterson August 4, 2009

shower gumby

When a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal penis in the locker showers

kid 1: "Man did you see the size of Richards wang? It was massive!"

kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."

by John Jonson June 10, 2009

community shower

When you have more than 5 guys and one girl. All of the guys cum in her mouth and then spin her around, while spinning around the girl spits the cum all over the guys.

bro last night me and my friends had the best community shower session.

by big8red8 February 27, 2011

shower clacks

clacks that live in your shower

"wow! look at those shower clacks in your shower!"

by HEEM! February 23, 2009

shower jumped

when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold.

Jerry: We were up at the cabin and Stephen shower jumped me!

Tim: That's cold dude.

by KenziiLoo September 28, 2008

catholic shower

Taking a shower after masturbating in order to remove the feelings of guilt.

After bartending a high school graduation party, I had to take a Catholic shower.

by KBC guys June 1, 2014

Jewish Shower

A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.

"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"

by droop_1_snoot December 13, 2019