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Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them
by ChoccyMilkIsGood September 18, 2022
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Wulfeck Earth Origin

The origins of the Wulfecks are shrouded in mystery, some say that the first Wulfeck on earth was the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny. And that he was transformed by the blood of Jesus as it splattered on him.

The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.
The Wulfeck Earth Origin states that the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny, was also the first earth created Wulfeck.
by jimmylanes34 January 18, 2023
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Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
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flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit
Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out
by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023
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Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all
Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess
by Lixie_ April 30, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.
by Pialinist May 2, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023
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