dutch duck

a retarded duck

12:31 <+lilchristiano> wats a dutch duck
12:31 <+Duckeh> me XD

by thisguy111!1 January 18, 2009

Dutch Rub

When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you

Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"

Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"

by Addicted To Love Rhett Titus May 18, 2009

Dutch Blindfold

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole

"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."

by shenaynay_digguns November 30, 2006

dutch mafia

the best broom ball team ever

the dutch mafia is the best michigan tech broom ball team.

by bob vis November 17, 2007

dutch cup

When your friend needs to poop, but its diarrhea and there is no place to poop so you help by cupping your hands under your friends anus.

"Ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. They dont let us leave or come back until intermission!"

by Crackbaby420 July 22, 2017

Dutch Bump

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.

Jonny always acts like a dutch bump when he's around Bill.

by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011

Dutch windmill

When a guy strips and swings his dick around and around in circles (preferably while high)

Hey, how was it last night with Jake?

Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.

by tanya hardon July 2, 2020