Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

David's dad

An absent father

David's dad: Can you find David's dad?

by BootyHunter_666 May 3, 2018

dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla May 5, 2011

Bro Dad

A millennial dad who doesn't realize he is 35+ and still wears backwards hats and dresses like he's in middle school. They often play video games, have beards, are heavily involved in frisbee golf, and seem to never be at work.

Did you see that total bro dad over there. I swear he acts like an eighth grader

by Nickascoobie March 29, 2020

power dad

A dad who's determine to exert his authority as a stronger man to any younger guy especially those engaged in similar activities as said dad to prove he is alpha...but really he looks dumb trying too hard

*People surfing*

Power dad wearing the shorty wetsuit in 55 degree water (cause the cold doesn't bother him, power move one) tries to take every wave (power move two).

by Slasher McGurk July 13, 2017