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ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm
guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm
by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022
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ice cream bumday

The transforming of a posterior into an ice cream Sunday through the use of ice cream, spray cream, sprinkles and, if you’re feeling a little adventurous, a well placed flake. Said ice cream can then be devoured with the gusto of a hungry Labrador.
Fancy an ice cream bumday tonight love
by Orbitron December 15, 2021
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Ice Cream Standard

Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food
Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
by quickfire14 February 23, 2013
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Bananal Cream Pie

When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!
Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?
by Gigi *Glitter* Tits August 31, 2019
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sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.
I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.
by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021
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Neapolitan Ass Cream

When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out
I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight
by Bogis Digus May 2, 2019
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Boston Cream Donut

A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.
Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.
by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021
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