Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.

Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!

by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022

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New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

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Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

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Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025

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Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

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Crab Rangoon Frenchee

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy

A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice

by Zendaia February 1, 2024

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