Chad is every average white guy who thinks he is good at football but is ass at it and pulls no girls just guys
by ur pookie <3 March 20, 2025
Get the Chadmug. Usually a bearded, muscular, bald headed man.
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.
All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.
Ladies: get em while you can
Gentlemen: be like Chad
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.
All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.
Ladies: get em while you can
Gentlemen: be like Chad
Chad where is my child support money?
by Call em daddy September 9, 2020
Get the Chadmug. by Chad. March 12, 2023
Get the Chadmug. A Chad is a person who is a player and can get many girls to do different things with him. ill let your brain take you where it wants to go.
by theschoolphone January 20, 2022
Get the Chadmug. Look at that Chad, it’s being such a fucking Karen!
Did you hear what Chad did this morning, he was demanding a refund from the local garden supply store after he killed all his plants with weed killer, Chad went full Karen!
Did you hear what Chad did this morning, he was demanding a refund from the local garden supply store after he killed all his plants with weed killer, Chad went full Karen!
by billodi33 July 6, 2021
Get the Chadmug. A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova May 21, 2018
Get the closet chadmug. 1. A cute as motherfucker
2. At first what seems to be a shy dude but thats actually pretty funny tho. Chad is someone that will make you laugh so hard that you will be dying with cramps. He will occasionally flirt witchu and make u blush. Doesnt eat poosie but makes up for it with his great dickpowers. All in all chads r goals keep em around. Especially the ones that are cancer.
3. Some of em are jerks tho bcareful protecc your heart
4. Bomboclaat
2. At first what seems to be a shy dude but thats actually pretty funny tho. Chad is someone that will make you laugh so hard that you will be dying with cramps. He will occasionally flirt witchu and make u blush. Doesnt eat poosie but makes up for it with his great dickpowers. All in all chads r goals keep em around. Especially the ones that are cancer.
3. Some of em are jerks tho bcareful protecc your heart
4. Bomboclaat
by Bomboooclaaat December 6, 2019
Get the Chadmug.